"oh, but you were going to get so much done today…scratch that off. maybe next weekend. pump your dick and hand me my glasses you greasy masturbator."
Fuck being productive. I choose to rape my handpussy.
Mmm. I’m doing the stroke method of productivity. Do chores/errands for 20-30 minutes, then a hour stroke break over and over until a 3-4 hour trance session tonight.
Stroke method of productivity, exactly. I love breaking up my coding sessions with a nice cock workout, just relax let myself zone out to pleasure.
